This might be the sickest scheme we've heard to smuggle drugs into the country: Stitching bags of liquid heroin into the purebred Labrador retriever puppies. Nooo!!!! The DEA says Colombian drug dealers had a farm of puppies that they'd use to ferry smack to New York City - and three of the puppies died from infections after the dealers removed the packets. The DEA's NY office disclosed this heinous system, as well as noting other arrests they've made in the drug war, saying that puppies, as well as human swallowers and hiding heroin in "body creams...aerosol cans and...linings of purses and luggage," have been used.
We like it better when they find drugs in jewelry and as furniture.
