So what's really going to happen when the cast of Jersey Shore moves to Italy for the filming of season 4? Pretty sure all of our fears lie in this newly released Taiwanese CGI, titled: Mami Mia! In it, the castmates are seen dining (and fist pumping) at Olive Garden, jet skiing down canals, painting over the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and dirty dancing with Michelangelo's David.
Fun fact: Snooki and J-Woww aren't even Italian... the latter is Irish! Meanwhile, Linda Stasi at the Post has a full-on takedown of the "half wits," and with a half-joking tone declares: "The Guidos are coming! The Guidos are coming! Hide your children! Hide your spouses! Hide your hair gel. The second fall of the Roman Empire is upon us."
