Sure, Gothamist is thinking about big issues, like the election, stem cell research, hypoallergenic cats, and how to eat more candy, but sometimes we need an escape. And that's why we look to America's Next Top Model, with it's acid-trip Waldorf Astoria apartment, as our "Calgon, take us away" corrective. With Chicagoist's Margaret Lyons, we've developed a drinking game to get even more wonderful mileage of the show. Let us know what else you think should belong in comments. And ANTM airs tonight at 8PM.
- Drink every time Toccara eats or uses bad grammar...drink or eat.
- Everytime Norelle says "like," drink and look in the mirror and think about how pretty you are.
- Drink every time Amanda acts blind.
- Drink whenever Eva says "titties" or "bitches" or refers to hereself in third person ("Eva will be Eva").
- Drink when girls make faces about Cassie's bulimia.
- Drink every time water polo is referenced.
- Drink every time a girl talks about how she thought being a model would be easier. Another drink if they mention how everyone said to her, "You could be a model."
- Drink when Ann acts way possessive of Eva or simply crazy.
- Drink when the girls talk about how Tyra is like a mom. Chug if they inexplicably weep.
- Chug if the girls are styled with clothes and make-up that actually look wearable.
- Drink when you can see Janice's non-face plastic surgery, like her boobs, waddle, ass, etc.
- Drink when Kelle or another black model refers to Kelle's Oreo upper class upbringing.
- Drink every time they switch the gender pronoun for J, and whenever Mrs. J looks put out for being called Mrs. J.
- Drink when they talk about makeup looking "natural" (which it never does, because it's make-up).
- Drink every time someone mentions that [insert contestant's name here] is going to do her in and she won't make the top 5.
- Drink when the judges mention a girl looks dead, like a man or has a penis.
- Drink any time producers blur out a nipple or ass crack.
- Drink every time someone gets what's obviously bad advice.
- Drink when Janice says something nice.
For what it's worth, we like Toccara and Nicole - Toccara for being upfront and cool and Nicole for not seeming retarded yet.
